Mum!!!Hii ni dawa ya??

It's one of those days when I feel the inspiration to write, only hitch, I'm not sure what to write about.That's weird because normally, the inspiration to write comes with the knowledge of what to write.Sigh.


I'm at work. 
Dear customer...I can't greet you with a big "Hallooo" and a brilliant smile on my face and you respond with a "Poa", a frown and then go on to pull money from your socks and hand it to me.You know what, you're lucky these CCTV cameras are here, and that there is thick bullet proof glass between us.

Have you ever wondered how Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego made it through that furnace.On a pensive note, some of the stories in the Bible are simply crazy stupefying. Ever burnt yourself on a candle flame or gotten dripped on by hot wax?Not funny eeih? So how much more the fiery furnace. All the while they chilled in there,beating storos in that furnace as if at Ole Polos enjoying nyama choma(was that a pun?) 
God is truly a great God.

Why do people on Twitter hate on Facebook? Please remain seated tweeps.I'm not waging war or nothing.I love Twitter actually.I get a good laugh whenever I visit the site.But really tweeps we all know who your first love was.We can scroll down your Facebook timelines and see how elated you were not less than a year ago about the site.Loyal even. Stop biting the hand that fed you.Stop hating on the very site that introduced social media to a very great number of you.Please please...just tweet on without too much bile.Bile is not good for the soul:-p


The other night,the guy that's the reason behind this whole blog and I were chill mode in my room.Young lad checks into that drawer where I keep you know, my undies..okay underwear and emerges with a condom. Yes I have those in my undies drawer...and I'd totally forgotten about them.
"Mum!Hii ni dawa ya?" While trying to feel the content under the shiny wrapper.In my head I'm thinking 'ya kufanya usikue na brother ama sister anytime soon'. I however calmly plucked the object from his hand and told him."Hiyo si dawa ni cellotape". As if he even knows what cellotape is.As if he can even pronounce the word. It went to the topmost shelf in my wardrobe.