The next time I see someone going on about birthday week, sijui birthday month....
I won't do anything to you. I'll just roll my eyes and keep scrolling. You don't any get any likes from me. Nop.
Have you thought about how many people have birthdays days before you and in the same month as you, yet you choose to occupy the whole month and insist that we engage in gladness with you. How selfish.
There's a person who has their birthday on Monday, yours is on that coming Sunday, you're out there going on about birthday weeks, should we forget about the Monday guy and celebrate you all week until Sunday?
Dude, your mother was not celebrating a week to your birth date. A week before you came out of her she was extra uber super ready to have you out. She had packed her hospital bag and her back was killing her. She used to plead and even talk to you, 'yo bruv, just get out already,your rent is over for the period'. Heck a month to your birthday your mother was still not celebrating. You must believe me. Niliona mwingine hata going on about, #Hey August I see you.. #birthday month tingz. Yo! We're on the 24th day of January. 24th...How are you seeing August except on the calendar. Kwani you're a giraffe. Long necks and them.Tell me how you are seeing August bruv. We can barely get ourselves out of January. You were barely a foetal phenomenon on January 24th the year you was born.
I fail to understand these birthday people. Completely.
As written on Jan 24th,2017.
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